The
president of hope and change has rapidly engaged in giving hope and
change to his various constituencies.
He has
rescinded abortion restrictions to give hope to those who want Roe v.
Wade as the national gold standard for killing innocent babies and to
change the policies that kept taxpayer dollars from the federal
funding of infanticide. The FDA rejoiced and instantly approved
embryonic stem cell research restrictions be lifted. Hooray! We can
not only kill more babies, but we can create as many as we need to
satiate our lust for baby-death!
He has
loosened Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) restrictions to give hope
to Rep. John Conyers and others who are calling for investigations
and treason trials for Former President Bush and Former
Vice-President Cheney and to change media’s attention from his
present presidential stupidities to supposed Republican “war
crimes”.
He has
ordered the closing of the Guantanamo Bay, Cuba detention center and
terrorist day spa to give vital doses of hope to Al Qaeda and other
terrorist groups that their ranks will soon be swelled by the
remaining 250 hard-core killers housed there and to change the
world-wide attitude of Muslims into complete agreement with Osama bin
Laden’s “Paper Tiger” assessment of America.
He has
nominated tax cheats, communists and Clintons to high political
positions to give hope to other tax cheats like Charles Rangel, other
communists like Hu Jintao of China and other Clintons like Chelsea
that their futures are assured, their power positions are not
threatened and a change from democratic rule to that of dictatorial
fiat is forthcoming!
Okay.
I had
hoped Obama would be truthful about his lineage but that hope was
sadly dashed.
I didn’t
get a bail-out.
I didn’t
get stimulated.
But, I bet
I’ll get a tax increase so some non-worker somewhere will get what
is stolen from me redistributed as a form of undeserved tax rebate.
Nancy
Pelosi says: “We won!” So Barney Frank (author of the economic
meltdown) immediately dipped his hands into the TARP and came up with
$12 million to bail out a “black-bank” in his congressional
district. Barney Frank took that one right out of: “The Charley
Rangel Liberal Tax Cheats and Socialist Redistributive Playbook for
Dummies” 2009 Edition.
The one
who “won” it all for Ms. Nancy is keeping his “blackberry”.
He doesn’t want to be called “Bubble-Boy” apparently; desiring
to keep close tabs on his more “intimate” associates; presumably
including Obama’s anonymous autobiographical co-author (for the
next edition of his life-story entitled “The Audacity of Audacity”)
and his other more intimate intimates; presumably Jeremiah, Michael,
William (or is that a redundancy?), Mohammad and some guy in Pakistan
with the keyboard handle “Tall Jihadi”. (DISCLAIMER: Any person
living or attached to a kidney machine bearing any resemblance to
anyone cited in this paragraph is simply on the side of coincidence.)
This
child-king who tells Republicans we should not listen to Rush
Limbaugh is going to overreach. The fact is Obama should be not only
listening to Limbaugh but should be considering Limbaugh as White
House Chief of Staff. And of course pigs should be able to fly and
people in hell should be able to ice-skate every once in a while. But
a true conservative knows these sentiments well.
The
initial moves of the new administration are not encouraging. The
“hope” coming from me is a “hope” America isn’t so
completely corrupted by democrat policies that I contemplate moving
to Europe with Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna.
The point
is a president is supposed to be in a “bubble”. He is not
supposed to be opening his fly; hoping the draft won’t freeze his
jewels. I believe Obama and his jewels constitute an iceberg as
described in the first two “Encarta Dictionary” definitions. A
person would be wise to look those up.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Originally posted January 2009 to either www.useless-knowledge.com
or www.thelandofthefree.net
With all the crap happening in Guantanamo and all the new lies being
told by Susan Rice and our illustrious, idiod president, I thought it
appropriate to revisit this one.
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